Januar 2012
Jim: hello?
Irene: Hi Jim! You sound annoyed, is this a bad time to call?
Jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
Irene: Well, I was calling to say I got tickets to the Bee Gees concert.
Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
Irene: The sold out Bee Gees concert, Jim! I am special friends with the owner of Ticketmaster!
Jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
Irene: The concert is tonight, I grabbed you a ticket if you're free...
Jim: wait...
Jim: Sorry, wrong day to die.
Jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
Irene: Come on bitch, I don't lie about the Bee Gees.
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“There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)
get martin to show you some
(via highly-functioning-sociopath)
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me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
benedict cumberbatch:
me:
benedict cumberbatch:
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benedict cumberbatch: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
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BBC: released- Sherlocks Childhood Theme →
My relationship with fandom:
Fandom: "You're a Sherlockian and a Whovian, on Tumblr too, so you've seen Moffuckery. You've seen pain and suffering. You've experienced it yourself."
Me: "Yes, I have. Far too much for a lifetime."
Fandom: "Do you want to see more?"
Me: "Oh God, yes."
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martinfreejam:
samuraikat:
wholockian221b:
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Police: Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Me:
Police:
Me:
Police:
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch
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How to run a show like an asshole:
Most Show Creators: We'd just like to let all our fans know that we've been signed on for a second AND a third season! Woo-hoo! You guys are great, thanks for all the love and support!
Team Mofftiss: Yeah guys, we've got season two coming. No idea if a third season is in the cards though.
Team Mofftiss: Still no word on a third season. Martin Freeman is busy hobbiting around New Zealand and Benedict Cumberbatch is like a fuckin' superstar now. Idek, guys.
Team Mofftiss: Why does everybody assume there is going to be a third season? It's really not looking likely. I mean, practically everybody dies at the end of season two anyway.
-Reichenbach airs-
Team Mofftiss: LOL YOU FUCKS, WE'VE BEEN SIGNED ON FOR SEASON THREE SINCE THE BEGINNING.
My relationship with fandom:
Fandom: "You're a Sherlockian and a Whovian, on Tumblr too, so you've seen Moffuckery. You've seen pain and suffering. You've experienced it yourself."
Me: "Yes, I have. Far too much for a lifetime."
Fandom: "Do you want to see more?"
Me: "Oh God, yes."
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Anschauenclose-to-blasphemy:
Stronger A recap of Castiel’s journey from 4x01 to 6x22.
I dont need any reasons to always reblog this perfection.
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belgravias:
benedictosaurus:
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To those who are unfollowing me: →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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“I don’t really know how people can be alive for more than six days without rage....”
– Martin Freeman in an article from The Times online
(via benedictatorship)
#Martin Freeman is probably the angriest and scariest man on Earth
(via theworldsonlyconsultingpenis)
#I wholeheartedly believe this and cower in fear every day of my life that he may find me and rip my face off
(via...
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Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol
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Friend: Sherlock sucks.
Me:
Police: And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?
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Me: The water is so hot
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Me:
Benedict Cumberbatch: GET OUT OF MY SHOWER
talking to people on the internet: oh my gosh hi we have so much in common we are going to be best friends forever and have a million inside jokes and i love you lets watch and stream movies together and have really loud skype calls at four in the morning and look at fanfiction together i love you
talking to people irl: um
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Parents: Here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standards
Me: Okay...
boys: Here are all the reasons I don't want you
Me: Okay...
Random people at school: Here's all the reasons we laugh at you
Me: Okay...
Everyone: Why is your self-esteem so low? Jeez. It's annoying. Stop complaining.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Okay...
Do you know why the Sherlock fandom ships...
WAIT.
sweetwinchesterohmine:
padalecriss:
roryflanaham:
thehappynork:
What if our life was just a fandom, and we were fictional characters being watched by fangirls and fanboys, and they shipped us with our friends and family and everything that moved and everything that didn’t. And SOPA/PIPA/ACTA is this big final climax before 2012.
Because the world doesn’t end in 2012.
THE SERIES DOES.
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Friend: Sherlock sucks.
Me:
Police: And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more...
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